Thanks to Lucie Lecomte for sending the link to this report in Le Potentiel: West Africa: Nom de guerre - "Ebola". Excerpt from the Google translation:
Exceptional excitement in the office of my boss the Minister of Strategic Affairs (pronounced with respect ...) the Minister receives experts, scientists, specialists, doctors in epidemiology, that is to say, according to chief of staff, strategists and "warriors" against the devastating disease, and cursed.
These scholars and specialists are those from around the world, determined to stop the curse of Ebola. Ah! you should have seen how they were, these scholars: all the inspired air, serious in their khaki suit air bush men in the field, probably accustomed to the discomfort and the precariousness of the human condition.
Some even presented with their coat medical specialists-scientists-experts-epidemiologists. Two of these doctors were dressed head to toe in suits like astronauts.
All had the profile of the profession: bald heads of scholars, salt and pepper beards intrepid researchers, shoes offroad 4x 4-glasses binoculars, etc.. and all with impressive records under his arm, and the latest generation computers, I personally had never seen in my life, so they were miniaturized to the size of a matchbox.
All members of the firm, we were impressed to have before us in the flesh, the saviors of humanity. Waiting to be received by the Minister, these scholars were waiting in the waiting room for VIP, and spoke ... or rather whispered confidences in the air penetrated and penetrating.
Then they were finally received by the Minister pump before steered journalists cameras.
That's when the incident happened: while our Minister tended hands warmly all those guests, all unanimously, without explanation, refused to shake his hand.
Our Minister conceded the shot without reacting, but was still invited to sit down and start talks. About the talks, it was for these scholars show the Minister the extent of the Ebola outbreak in Africa, and its irresistible contamination.
It was also to propose to the Minister of drastic precautions not only to wash their hands at all times, and soap, but to screen whenever there is a suspicious death.
If the death has left traces "positive" contamination formal prohibition of touch and immediate quarantine of all relatives without exception, whatever the ritual constraints.
Especially formal prohibition to consume bushmeat because Ebola is transmitted through it. These scientists have finally explained why they were forbidden to themselves to shake hands with anyone, including their Excellencies, because prevention is better than cure.
Everything I said here about the details of the interview, the chief of staff who told the private secretary, who told the cabinet secretary who told the bodyguard it, put it to me.
But what was our surprise the firm, only three days after this interview, scroll to see our corporate portal, a cohort of sellers, consumers and game hunters, hands full of blood and fresh meat and heckling from our Minister.
All these professional game, as exhibited banners, criticized the Minister of breaking their job!
That the prohibition of consuming game was unfair and anti-democratic measure that ultimately there was no evidence of contamination by ... steak monkey by prostate antelope, the pork sausage porcupine, or the testicles of the bat; if that really was the case, these famous scholars and experts have found the corresponding vaccine from there.
Received restricted delegation to our boss Minister, butchers traders, consumers and carnivores game hunters have reiterated their concerns, adding that information taken from real healers and witch doctors "in the four-z-eyes" Ebola epidemic was a curse of the gods inflicted on men because of all negligence found on the cult of the dead.